Faszinierend schlechte Musik

Da muss ich gerade an das legendäre Video zu Sauflied von Dark Sin denken...aber ich finde das leider nicht mehr! Das war echte Gottklasse! :D
 

Unfassbar, das so eine Scheiße auf CD gepresst wird.

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Ich komm immer noch nicht über den hinweg:


Großartiger Text:

"Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

A monster from the ancient times
Devеloped in Tokyo
A bastard of beast and war-machine
Nеutralizing every foe

Equipped with vorpal blaster gun
Making dragons fall from skies
Striking the evils in the dark
With his night scope zoom device

DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO...

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Made of metal from the moon
Assembled by Samurai
His battery gets charged by thunderstorm
With most advanced AI

Devouring trolls and unicorns
From his maw there comes a flame
Burning away our enemies
And therefore, we proclaim

DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO...

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh"
 
Ich komm immer noch nicht über den hinweg:


Großartiger Text:

"Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

A monster from the ancient times
Devеloped in Tokyo
A bastard of beast and war-machine
Nеutralizing every foe

Equipped with vorpal blaster gun
Making dragons fall from skies
Striking the evils in the dark
With his night scope zoom device

DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO...

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Made of metal from the moon
Assembled by Samurai
His battery gets charged by thunderstorm
With most advanced AI

Devouring trolls and unicorns
From his maw there comes a flame
Burning away our enemies
And therefore, we proclaim

DINO... DINO... DINO... DINO...

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur
Oh, oh, oh, here we come, can you hear him roar?
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh-oh"

Das ist doch ein Kinderlied^^
 
Hi. Na?


Ich bin mir gerade nicht sicher, was da schlechter ist... Der Song oder das Video? o_O

Das einzig Faszinierende daran ist auf jeden Fall, dass ich es mal wieder nicht lassen konnte, da drauf zu klicken.

Jetzt würde ich mir gerne die Ohren mit Salzsäure durchspülen, aber ausgerechnet jetzt ist die natürlich mal wieder aus. :D
 
Hi. Na?

Boah. Ernsthaft: Wer findet sowas gut???? "Unser König ist für uns der allergrößte Held" Ächz. Und jetzt merke ich, dass sich dieser akustische Sondermüll auch noch als Ohrwurm eingenistet hat. Hilfe!!
 
Das ist aber schon eine Persiflage.

Oder? D:
Wieso wird das auf einem Label veröffentlicht? Das kann doch gar nicht ernst gemeint sein. Bitte.
Ich sehe schon, ich muss diesen Thread viel öfter besuchen. Was es da alles zu entdecken gibt...Aber ernsthaft: die musikalischen Fähigkeiten vom Dungeon Wolf toppe ich ja locker. Und ich kann ausschließlich Nasenflöte spielen.
 
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